So, I've been spending time on different social media sites (Facebook,Twitter) and I sit back and watch what people post.
In a nutshell, here are a few things I've picked up on:
1) Stalkers.
These come in many different shapes and forms of different type's.
* The celebrity stalker.
Normally I'd refer to them as "fans" but their overly obsessive yet crazy yet weird posts make them come off as stalkers.
* The ex stalker.
You know, the crazy ex that "checks up on you" a little too often and needs to be slapped in the face with a restraining order.
*The ex's new girlfriend/boyfriend.
The jealous insecurity does NOT make you attractive, get a life.
2) Spam accounts.
*No I don't want a FREE IPhone 6
3)Fake accounts.
* You have a house in Malibu the size of a football field and your profile picture looks like you're a nice person but someone THAT rich.. Where did you say you work? McDonald's? Yeah..not buying it.
*You look PERFECT in your profile picture.. But I saw you yesterday and you looked like road kill..
Cheeto orange isn't a skin color last I checked, your boobs were a D cup now they're an A cup, and your teeth turned pearl white overnight?
Either you went to school at Hogwarts or you have an amazing photo editing program..
4)The "I'm tough on the internet but I run when I see you" people.
*Don't talk the talk, unless you can walk the walk.
5)The "Everything offends me" people.
*Hold up, so because of your religion, you can't be nice or friendly to someone who has a different view point?
Do I need to repeat that??
I honestly had to laugh as I wrote this because I find it a little ridiculous.
Let me here your viewpoints in the comments.
If I left a type out, feel free to comment and I can add it in!
To all the people I just offended, and those I didn't..
Yours truly,
Andrea Jenkins.
In a nutshell, here are a few things I've picked up on:
1) Stalkers.
These come in many different shapes and forms of different type's.
* The celebrity stalker.
Normally I'd refer to them as "fans" but their overly obsessive yet crazy yet weird posts make them come off as stalkers.
* The ex stalker.
You know, the crazy ex that "checks up on you" a little too often and needs to be slapped in the face with a restraining order.
*The ex's new girlfriend/boyfriend.
The jealous insecurity does NOT make you attractive, get a life.
2) Spam accounts.
*No I don't want a FREE IPhone 6
3)Fake accounts.
* You have a house in Malibu the size of a football field and your profile picture looks like you're a nice person but someone THAT rich.. Where did you say you work? McDonald's? Yeah..not buying it.
*You look PERFECT in your profile picture.. But I saw you yesterday and you looked like road kill..
Cheeto orange isn't a skin color last I checked, your boobs were a D cup now they're an A cup, and your teeth turned pearl white overnight?
Either you went to school at Hogwarts or you have an amazing photo editing program..
4)The "I'm tough on the internet but I run when I see you" people.
*Don't talk the talk, unless you can walk the walk.
5)The "Everything offends me" people.
*Hold up, so because of your religion, you can't be nice or friendly to someone who has a different view point?
Do I need to repeat that??
I honestly had to laugh as I wrote this because I find it a little ridiculous.
Let me here your viewpoints in the comments.
If I left a type out, feel free to comment and I can add it in!
To all the people I just offended, and those I didn't..
Yours truly,
Andrea Jenkins.